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Friday, September 2, 2011

In Funny by Unknown // Friday, September 02, 2011 // Leave a Comment

Laloo Prasad Job Application

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks

Bill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference :

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

In HTML by Unknown // Saturday, August 27, 2011 // Leave a Comment

Filling Background in a page

Dear All,

This is to tell you that how to insert background color and image in a webpage.

For Filling Color as Background

We use bgcolor attribute with body tag. Here is an example showing that how to fill color.

<html>
<head>
<title>Webpage with Background Color
</title>
</head>
<body bgcolor="red">
This page will have Red color as its background.
</body>
</html>

For Inserting Image as Background

We use background attribute with body tag. Here is an example showing that how to insert image as background.

<html>
<head>
<title>Webpage with Background Color
</title>
</head>
<body background="Background.jpg">
This page will have an Image named Background.jpg as its background.
</body>
</html>

This page will have my photos as its background.

Keep reading. Do not forget to share or leave feedback.
+John Bhatt